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This game lacks brains. |
| Dan from Tulsa, OK USA says (9/Dec/2004): |
I really enjoyed Golden Eye for Nintendo 64 and was initially excited by this game. However, after playing it on single player on hard I have to say this game is the ultimate in gay. The first level pits you against a helecopter and two ever spawning guys that attack from two sides. Then the next is a boss that takes a million hits with an ever spawning group of aliens, the next is ultra gay with 2 head bosses and on the last, yep, you guessed it, it takes a but load of hits and has his ever spawning alien side kick that takes a million hits too. But don't worry, you get six shooters. Basically, my big complaint is, it's hard because the bad guys take a million hits and not much to do with skill level. You have to rely upon body armour and garbage like that. On Golden Eye (which I beieve was done by the same team) would reward you for head shots. Well, on this game, when you have to shoot a dude a million times and he has his side kick, you will get blown away fast if you aren't going from one to the next. If you aren't the kind of person that likes to beat everything down to the last drop (easy, normal and hard) this game is alright, otherwise, its hard level and the challenge modes are totally gay. It's a shame these guys didn't have enough brains to make hard hard based on skill.
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Eat that! ha ha, Oh damn, rocket in the face! |
| James (Bov) Bovington from Huddersfield, England says (14/Dec/2003): |
I love this game, I play it alot with my friends and its so much fun, the multiplayer is the best aspect by far, Me and a friend played this for at least seven hours over night. The single player game is good too, its got all the aspects that make a good FPS (including zombies) and no visible technical problems.
Back to the multiplayer, first the technical stuff, I know its boring but bear with me, it runs smoothly unless absolutely eveyone is in the same place, shooting explosives, at the same time, did i mention the explosives?
Now, the gameplay, this has to be one of the greatest multiplayer fps's of all time, there's a slim chance it might, dare i say it, even beat goldeneye on the N64 (official best multiplayer in a shooting game EVER!) but only a slim chance, mind you.
Whilst playing this 'all nighter' as it were,you need to remember some golden rules, so here they are in brief (if you want the extended version just 5 people have to say my review was helpful, just 5):
1. You will need something to keep you awake, I sugest caffine in any form (in order of amount of caffine, coke, tea, coffee.)
2. dont get boring, like spouting the same phrase whe you soot someone, no one wants to hear 'ha ha, you sucked my bullet' over and over, vary it a little, improvise, some ive come out with are 'now whos eat bananas?!' and 'have that right in your tiny kisser you scum sucking worm' they dont even have to make sense 'now we'll see whos has the last hand on the other foot'
There you go, i know its only 2 but its the brief version.
So, to quote a review by some dumb yank who cant write, in 'contusion' (isnt that a medical term?) timesplitters two is an amazing multiplayer game and a good single player game and well worth your moolah.
Cheers, merry christmas, and peace out.
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finally goldeneye and perfect dark have been beaten |
| robin from manchester says (9/Dec/2003): |
iv only played it once on my friends gamecube, but i was playing for 6 hours. i couldnt put the controller down, it is sooo smooooth. and it just rules. i love the game so much i might actually buy my own game cube just for it. iv been at lectures and when i get bk im gonna go and play it for another 6 hours. the first level is incredible. i was actually shaking because of the adrenaline and i was scared to use the flamethrower incase the mutants set me on fire. in envokes such emothin, its incredible. the best feature is the 2 player story mode. this game rules.
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Like, one of the greatest games and FPS and multiplayer |
| Angus Newhouse from Kennewick USA says (29/Nov/2003): |
Timesplitters 2 was such a great game. It had so many old and futuristic weapons which made the game interesting and fun. I absolutely love the multiplayer. There are aroun 100 differant skins for multiplayer which makes more fun to unlock them and then to be them. There are a bunch of multiplayer modes and places. You can customize your controls and your weapons. The one thing that was wrong with this game was the single player missions. They weren't the funnest things ever and they aren't very many of them. But dont let this change your mind about buying the game. This game is so much fun and I love it to peices. The multiplayer is the best thing ever. There are also really cool features like the create a multiplayer map feature. There are cool scenario missions that are lots of fun. BUY THIS GAME! BUY THIS GAME!!!
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The Coolest Game Ever |
| Dylan oertli from Rogers Minnesota USA says (25/Nov/2003): |
I love TS2 (Time splitters 2)I have loads of fun playing this game i practically play it all day long.You've got to play it it'll make you want to play it all day.and challnge mode is a challnge.When they say challnge they really mean it.I also have fun playing flame tag and virus.
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The Coolist Game Ever!!! |
| Obi from P-ville,Texas,USA says (12/Nov/2003): |
This game is like Halo but a bit better than it. Who ever thinks TimeSplitters2 is a stupid game, they are all ***holes!! Well this game is da bomb. So, you need to buy this game and you'll see how fun this game is. Me and my sister play it all the time and we're the best ever!
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the best |
| tyler from Usa says (14/Oct/2003): |
i thought the cover looked really dumb but once i played it i could not stop i kept playing and playing.i am still waiting for my dads pay check to buy it plus i might get celebrity deathmatch it looks pretty cool but not as cool as time splitters2
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still de one |
| brixie1or2 from england says (29/Sep/2003): |
i would ssy that this title is one of the best first person title on the ps2. i'm only saying this because i played the demo version and i liked it so i ended up buying the full version of the game. Me personally i would only reecommend this game to any gamers that like first person shooters. If you liked Goldeneye on the n64 then you'll like this. Just check out the graphics and sound and gameplay in this game then you will know what a first person shooter should be. I'm not overating this game but it's a prime example of what a first person shooter should be.I mean you don't get good many first person title on the ps2 that often this is a breakthrough for others.
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Fag-tastic |
| A concerned citizen from Decatur, IL says (28/Sep/2003): |
This game sucks. It is the worst. The only people who play this game are queer nut lovers. This game is worse than a testicle festival. I would like this game better if there were possums instead of monkeys. Plus the level the mexican machine is racist. Plus the game is bad so if you are the worst at playing games you might be good at this one.
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still the best since I dont know when |
| A gamer from Charollte NC USA says (26/Sep/2003): |
this is one of my favorite games for gamecube i love this game. The story mode is awesome, the multiplayer is great.The co-op on this game is great I play this game a lot with my dad, and everybody else. The only other game i play so much is Goldeneye.the game is great buy it, dont rent it.
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this game rulz over n e other game |
| charlie from nz says (9/Sep/2003): |
this game rulz and it does not suck at all!!!! best shoot em out game ive ever played! it's a must have game man and it's not gay u fag u must b gay coz this game rulz! u probly like hippy games like talking flowers and crap like that!
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The best first person shooter ever. |
| Kallum shah (da master) from devon,England says (1/Sep/2003): |
This game is like wiked in every way the multiplayer is cool and story is brill and mapmaker is like fab and arcade rules.So this game has really made my year.I can't wait til Time-splitters 3 i'm sure no one can we all await Time-splitters 3
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amazing man |
| phil from darlo says (17/Jul/2003): |
this game is the best ever, it is as realistic as you can get! i mean wow! ive masterd the full game completeing the game on hard mode! this game is surly 1 of the best games out for game cube, lookinbg forward to timesplitters 3! my favourite level is where you have to throw bricks at your enemys, i lovwe the cool mini games aswell, platainum is an only option for me! the characters are cool, how did they come up with them?
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when i got this game i thought it was dumb but when i played i coulndt stop! |
| Christine from pensylvania,Usa says (12/Jul/2003): |
I got this game in june and i played all day!every day i wake up and put time splitters in my gamecube and play till night time.I love this game its challenging funou can and over 100 ppl you can be!this game is sooo fun my friend looked at my game and said im buying this for sure.I think its one of the best games made.
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the best game i have |
| jesse from canada says (11/Jul/2003): |
I got this game a few days ago and i didend sleep at all. I have been playing this game 24/7. I got it for a cheap price too! this game is the most bifar best game I have.I recomend getting it. it is simmalar to goldeneye but better much much much better. it hase better graphicks and guns. if you see it I would buy it because is is soooo awsome. if you cant buy it rent it. I am giving this a 8
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Best Multiplayer Ever |
| Matt says (9/Jul/2003): |
To hell with Halo, Bond step aside, the new champ is here. This is the best multiplayer game to date. The weapons are awesome and the characters are one of the best parts of the game. Where else are you going to find a monkey with a minigun? This is a must own for anyone who has ever picked up a controler.
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sweet |
| A gamer from Springfield says (22/May/2003): |
The game is great in multiplayer mode.One of the best feautures is how the games keeps track of number of kills,shots fired, heads knocked off and awards.I found one player to be sort easy but a little hard.The best games are with all remote mines. I can rack up fifty kills in five minutes. This is a geat game for anyone who loves sci-fi or shooters
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TS2 is so l33t!!!! |
| Bucky Avalon from USA says (13/May/2003): |
U heard me! l33t!!! Its so awesome.... As Nintendo Power said its a "Multiplayer Dream Come True." Yyou can have up to 10 bots in multiplayer.. so if ur alone u CANT be bored. The Arcade league is fun. MP levels are so sweet and theres tons of them, and also tons of multiplayer modes. Thinbgs liek teh classic deathmatch to Gladiator and, my favorite, Monkey Assistant. Tons of weapons, from all different eras. My favorite is the twin AK47s((S47 Soviet x2)). Story mode is pretty fun, but i'm not into taht part of the game, i like the multiplayer better. The story mode is challenging. After owning it since Christmas i have just beat it in easy mode, of course most of my time with the game has been devoted to teh multiplayer mode.
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Awsome FPS with all the extras to last for ages |
| Sancho from Mildura, Victoria, Australia says (29/Apr/2003): |
Really nicely put togeather FPS that does not lack in any area. It runs smooth, great for multiplayer and lets you make and modify your own maps. It also has the feel of Golden Eye on the 64 making it easy to get into. All in all it is a very well put togeather game and is recomended to those who enjoy FPS's.
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best fps eva |
| Lee from York says (25/Jan/2003): |
this game neva slows down even wen theres loads of fireing.Theres loadz of weapons from pistol to homing launcher all with 2 ways to use the gun.Multiplayer is brilliant with co op story mode.Story mode is easy on easy but on normal the game is alot harder with more objectives to do.The characters are kule with monkeys,zombies,ducks and gingerbread men.The levels r all very different from aztec times to neo tokyo.The sound is ace. time splitters rules buy it!!!!!!!
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